I wanna say that's cool, but they just freak me out

8K to 11K is a lot for a light. Where are my cheap plastic chinese knockoffs?

*FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

That was wonderful.

this reminds me of that family guy episode when peter gets a breast lump
"we just ignore it, like the giant squid"

yeah, the craftsmansip is fantastic, but man, I don't want to eat dinner beneath that creepy thing

Add a woman caught in the tentacles and then it is perfect.

But replace that light bulb with a vagina, and you have at least one Gizmodo writer's ultimate fantasy.

Way too much information....

If I were a Cthulhu or Dagon whorshipper, I'll be very pleased with this....

Anyway, my prays are still going to Nyarlathothep...

For 8k, the tentacles better be animatronic

Those are very cool. If you're interested in marine life, these are awesome, my brother would love the main one pictured.

Dagon whorshipper? Is that some new Southern-based sex oriented shipping company?

These would be right at home in San Francisco's gorgeous Farallon Restaurant.

@SkyLab: I would have thought a Georgia atheist referring to a religious person.

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

philly represent!

Not disturbing in any way shape or form.

@SkyLab:
Hey I'm spanish, learned english reading RPGs... don't be so critic!

I meant worshipper...

Rudolph the Red Nosed Cultist
had a few insanities
and if you ever saw him
he'll be chanting with great glee
Cthulhu fthagn Ia - aa
He is sleeping 'neath the foam
as he stared out the window
through the bars where he made his home
Then one foggy moon streaked eve
Cthulhu came to say
Rudolph with your mind so brave
won't you be my eternal slave
then all the other cultists
join Rudolph the mighty high priest
has joined Cthulhu in his lair.

They look like a nightmare to clean.

@Curves: i better start watching what i say here...my wife has apparently started commenting on giz too :P

Make this in mobile form for a baby's crib, and I'll take 20.

Come on down to Abdul Al-Hazred's Lighting Emporium! This week only we have Mad Arab C'thulhu Christmas specials!!! How can the Mad Arab afford these prices?! He's bringing about the end of the world! Join our C'thulhu Cult for even for savings!

Prices so low, you'll lose sanity points!!!

@Erzengel: It's meant to be sung to "Hakuna Matata" and the lyrics are:

C'thulhu ftagen / means no worries for the rest of your days
He's our mercy-free / mal-e-volent diety

C'thulhu ftagen

This could be the centerpiece for a complete Captain Nemo dining room setup.

I wish I'd read that disturbing little comment about Gizmodo writers' fantasy lives about before I e-mailed this link to my wife.

We're going to have a long boring conversation about Gizmodo when I get home.

@Lorne: You're just making it worse.

@EMoShunz: She sounds like a hell of a woman, hope you appreciate that little gem. Also, she may possibly be as O/C as I am about the cleaning thing. Its way better than living with a slob, you have to admit.

@Lorne: i would personally like to thank you for your always intelligent and classy comments on this web site. it is a joy to have someone like you to show us how to always compliments his wife, yet keeps it clean. (now, where do i pick up my cheque :P )

@Curves: (aside form maybe you) there is no better woman, i know when i have a good thing!

that would go great with th tentical porn collectin

@EMoShunz: If only she had more tentacles, yeah?

lol...mmm japanese radiation mutations :P

@Curves: Yes, they look like a nightmare, indeed.