• By Adam Frucci
    Jan 8, 2008 8:08 PM 4,243
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    Reviewed.com's CES Rap Sums Up This Week Nicely, I Think


    Honestly, at this point, after so little sleep, I can't tell whether or not this is a brilliant, hilarious take on CES or the worst thing I've ever seen. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt, as even if I wasn't delirious with exhaustion I'd think a guy trying to rap with a mouthful of champagne was pretty hilarious. Hit the jump for the full lyrics.

    CES is flashy, it's the crème de la crème No other converntion can nerd it up like them Camcorders, digital cams, and cell phones galore Let me be your gadget guide, let me take you to the floor

    I gots a Canon HV30 that shoots 24P
    And here's a Sony SR12, it's an H-Double-D
    Panasonic's SD9, the smallest HD cam
    Widescreen in my pocket is how I like to jam

    Here's the EX-F1, the fastest double shot
    60 images per second, I gots to say that's hot
    This baby captures video, 300fps, G
    Casio's the Jeff Gordon of technology

    Now Reviewed.com is the better of the best
    Scientific testing is the treasure in our chest
    We take these hot new toys and in the grinder we toss them
    Then we jam out hot reviews like a factory of awesome

    The desert, in the pressroom, I want the latest gimmick
    Hook me up with waterproofing and dust detect this limerick
    In Las Vegas girls be jonesin' for that 50x optical zoom
    Let's test its focal legnth in my Bellagio room

    Face Detection, OIS, GSM, and DPI
    You got so much gadget glam, it be maklin' me want to cry
    Get the Puffs Magic Lotion, I want pixel commotion
    That Backlight Compensation is like coconut lotion

    Reviewed.com
    Drop the scientific bomb

    Reviewed.com
    Drop the scientific bomb

    Reviewed.com
    Drop the scientific bomb

    Reviewed.com
    We're hotter than your mom

    All you manufacturers better know what's up
    Reviewed.com spills Cristal and then laps it up
    We're the most comprehensive, the illest in pensive
    Our reviews are so in-depth they'll make you super hypertensive

    So now I gots to go, my Ford Focus is waitin'
    It's chock full of booth babes who want some datin'
    CES is magic, it's where dreams are made
    Peace and love to you on your gadget crusade
    Reviewed.com
    Drop the scientific bomb

    Reviewed.com
    Drop the scientific bomb

    Reviewed.com
    Drop the scientific bomb

    Reviewed.com
    We're hotter than your mom

    [Reviewed.com]


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