Oh my god. So, the SeXbox would be a lot less creepy if it was filled with a bunch of obviously sex stuffs—vibrators, condoms, whatever. But it's not. No, it's so much worse than that.

It's just a cosplay costume, some lotion and a roter—rohtah in the original script, but I still have no idea what it is, other than that it uses batteries—which raises so many unnerving little questions. Okay, it actually raises no questions whatsoever, but I was hoping to preserve some little piece of virginal doubt in my mind. Well, um just one: Just who is the costume for? [Akiba Blog via Kotaku]

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