Kick her in the clam and wear her like a snowshoe

I think it would've been even nicer if the hands of the dummy held the front wheel in place.

Wouldn't it have been better if the front forks were coming out of her mouth and not her neck. And by "better" I mean in a totally NSFW, porn, and treating women as objects way instead of the through the neck in a homicidal serial killer way.

@apeguero: I was thinking the same thing...

That is disturbing on so many levels. Excuse me while I go and vomit.

What the pony tails aren't the streamers for the handlebars?
Weak, dude.

this isn't funny... if it is then you have some living yet to do.

For the man who will never date a real woman. Big market.

PS-When feminazis drag you off this and kick your ass, don't be surprised and, no, that does not count as a a date.

wow! Totally the wrong thing to look at in the middle of class.

Good thing it isn't raining and that thing isn't a mountain bike!

Then she might get ridden hard and put away wet!

I can see the movie now. "Lars and the real girl bike"

@Curves: Put me on the feminazi mailing list please. This neanderthal would like to join in on the planned beatings

@Curves: You continue to make me laugh on a regular basis, Thanks for that! Feminazis...a new word for my vocabulary. Now, to use it without the ass kicking is the trick.

@Curves:
Men like that date fake woman, yeah...
Wait, what?

This is funny and I see no problem with it. If it were a chick riding the bike and the figure was male we would have no problem, right hypocritical females?

Dangit. I just bought a Novara on Saturday for the MS 150. Had I only known!!!

this wouldn't be pc to say the other way around but this guy is really asking for it. if a gang of women dragged him off that thing and beat him senseless, i'd blame the victim. i don't condone violence but there is a certian level of provocation here that defies logic.

That's a bitchin' ride, yo.

Luvvit!
Yes, I can see the reasons why some might be mithered. I can also see how the reaction WOULD be different if it were a male figure.

Yes the figure's hands should hold the front wheel.

But it made me giggle.

My guess is that the only people able to ride such a thing would be enormously confident in their own sexuality and with a clearly defined self image.

I could never own such a thing and riding without ownership is nothing.

Someone will probably buy it just to destroy it, and the idiot creator will walk away with more cash to make stupid crap.

This is misogynistic, distasteful, revolting, brilliant, wonderful and friggin awesome. The only thing i would change (possibly) as was said above is moulding the hands into the front fork. I'm guessing they didn't do this because 1) it probably used a preexisting mannequin and some genius / drunk hipster / my hero decided it was in roughly the right shape for a bike.

Had I not just bought a full suspension frame for the upcoming season and an extra couple grand burning a hole in my pocket... I wouldn't buy it. But if I saw it, i'd give serious props to the owner / builder.

maybe if it was a male dummy everything would be OK

oh yeah, baby.

take the wig off.

you know what i like.

This is completely disgusting in every way. Though, it would help eliminating men to date. Just show them a picture of this, if they think it's hilarious then dump their asses.

And no, if it was a dude dummy it wouldn't be ok. This is so demeaning and disgusting it doesn't matter what the dummy is, woman, man, or animal.

...even bitches enjoy bitchcruising [www.seespotruninc.com]

How long before this item ends up on Feministing.com?

Ok what if we say it's "ART"? since all of you nutcases consider anything stamped with that the holy grail.

My boys been saying how he wants a bicycle thats "different" than the other kids. I think this takes the cake.

I dub thee..."The Spitzer"

even if YOU thought that was cool anyone who saw you riding it would probably think you were a total moron. I can imagine someone thought it was good idea for long enough to actually build it.

@Cellenin: It won't count as "ART" because it isn't thought provoking, thoughtfully crafted, or aesthetically valuable. It's a thoughtless boy's imitation of "clever".

Speaking as a self-respecting modern woman . . . this is hilarious, get over it. What part of it is sexist, exactly? Can you put your finger on it? Is there something inherently degrading about rear penetration, or public nudity, or pigtails, or being a bicycle? I mean, by all means, if the bicycle is being ridden without her consent, I'll join you in beating up the rider--but in the meantime, it's just a sexually explicit sculpture built around a bike.

Would it still be demeaning if it were a recumbent bike with the girl on top? (I mean, ignoring the fact that your view would be limited to . . . hmm . . . actually, that wouldn't be so bad.)

If this were a male figure, no straight man would get caught dead riding it. Gay men would have better taste. Any woman riding a mans ass that hard would have to be married to him. And strapped on.

For the record, I find this (and most of the tasteless stuff here) to be hilariously funny.

For those who want to find the feminazis (and feminazibots who spy for them) have only to post this at Jezebel or some such site and you WILL find out quickly what an ass-kicking feels like.

Talk about necropheliac's dream machine. The thing looks like he's humping a fem-kabob.

There are so many reasons why someone, not just Feminazis as Curves suggested,
might take offense to this, or just want it...
maybe you could save some teeth and actually keep the bike if like
@Cellenin: suggests you just keep it in a nice showroom... ?

If the arms held the front wheel, they'd have to move when the wheel turned. That would require articulation and that would be tricky.

@Curves:
HaHaHa... good points.

@Curves: Gay men would have better taste? Oh, please visit the castro district. Not all gay men are like Tom Ford.

honestly what is wrong with this?

thats not nsfw its not even real. show us pictures with REAL naked ladies on bikes.

Um... Wow. Just... Wow...

"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."

The Dude

@Curves: Don't forget the male feminanazi sympathizers that are there trying to score points in hopes that they too can be a feminazi someday.

I've seen a motorcycle built like this...It was kinda cool.

@harumph:
So what you're saying is if a gang of women attacked a man then he was asking for it because what he chose to accessorize with?

Yes I'm kidding.

@applesaucejx:
If you have to ask...........

@Curves:
Refreshing attitude when you consider some of the reactions from parties who have much less cause to be offended :

@Itzpapalotl: (assuming your male) Case in point; take a look at Curves reply. Have a smoke/drink (or whatever highly uptight people do) and a laugh - I have a feeling this was not meant to be taken that seriously. I'm not sitting here saying Id ride it, or even that it's not a bit impertinent, but as others pointed out, you just have to laugh, its kind of hilarious. It might be tasteless, cheeky and a bit over the top, but there are MUCH worse things in this world.

@Itzpapalotl: i was joking :-(

@Itzpapalotl: I don't think that would be reliable. We're just smart enough to say, "Ew!" aloud whilst chuckling on the inside. Not that I think this is funny ... even on the inside.

And yeah, Curves is right, riding this thing in front of the wrong group of "Sisters" will result in the most humiliating ass-kicking of your life.

dunno why Feminazis would have an issue, they LOVE taking it...nevermind...

haha i guess thats kinda funny

I mean not really, but I wouldnt be offended if some chick was riding a man bike, so I think maybe some of the overly sensitive on here should lighten up a bit

@Out2gtcha:

if you look closely at the pictures - you have to ride with your legs splayed open to get around the ladies rear cheeks. (or male should you prefer)

If you have ever tried riding like this - its very difficult, and impossible for hills.

Plus it might really hurt if you ride into something - as there is no cushioning for your delicate area.

Don't see it at the Tour de France anytime soon - maybe Lance Armstrong could get some speed out of it - especially if Sheryl was the dummy.

needs more holes.

@DustyButt: u really dont find this thought provoking at all? i dunno, for some reason i think alot of guys would argue for the point of it being "aesthetically valuable". or mayb its just me..

@flyboy:
Exactly. Riding road bikes fairly regularly your 100% correct. Almost near the riding position of a recumbent bike, but unlike that, as you pointed out there's NO WAY your going on any kind of long ride or up any kind of terrain with this (her). Actually this looks more like the riding position of one of those custom low-rider bikes; and no one takes those for any kind of long rides, as they seem to be only ridden for cruising on the flats.

Sheryl dumped Lance BTW. She got sick of the whole "Which side of the seat should I flop my lone goner on" debate.

@csullivan: You're sick. Funny, but sick.

curves, saying gay men have better taste would be just another stereotype. And if I created it I would at least have drawn up two models, not that I dwell upon such lunacy. No, I think people are too uptight, and I respect women but I think that you can interpret this as you want, as a dominance issue or as a joke upon inappropriatness. I choose the latter because I don't think about the other, so I would just want to have a couple of these in my house in Copenhagen, because in Denmark people would just laugh and move on

@Out2gtcha: BTW I know they split - that's why he'd probably be faster...

Gizmodo, Satan called; he says "You're all going to Hell."

Why can I totally see a spikey-haired, orange-skinned guido in a track suit riding this thinking that it's totally "ballin'."

Guess it's what you could ride home after too many Jager-bombs.

Only if it comes with a riding crop.