Ride the Bitchcruiser Bike, But Wear Protection (NSFW)

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Once in a while we come across an invention that's so ludicrously chauvinist, even our testosterone-fueled rants sputter to speechlessness. Just check out the NSFW photos (and plenty of 'em) after the jump.

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Bid for your own bitchcruiser on eBay. You have until March 16th to open the auction for $2,303.81...you know, if your fantasy is riding around on the most tacky bicycles ever invented before being pulled to the ground and kicked in the testicles, repeatedly.

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[ebay via randomgoodstuff]

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DISCUSSION

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If this were a male figure, no straight man would get caught dead riding it. Gay men would have better taste. Any woman riding a mans ass that hard would have to be married to him. And strapped on.

For the record, I find this (and most of the tasteless stuff here) to be hilariously funny.

For those who want to find the feminazis (and feminazibots who spy for them) have only to post this at Jezebel or some such site and you WILL find out quickly what an ass-kicking feels like.