Mild is the wind, between the sheet fan, fan

Bed Sheets Fan Blows In the Wrong Direction

According to the manufacturer, the Between the Sheet Fan will create a "cool personal microclimate between your bed sheets, allowing you to regulate your temperature as you sleep without disturbing a sleeping partner." In other words, its two "whisper-quiet" 12-volt fans will keep your private parts fresh or toasty, pushing nitrogen, hydrogen, oxygen and methane up the duvet for just $79.95. [Skymall via Random Good Stuff]

4:20 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Jesus Diaz
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flyboy at 04:31 PM on 03/27/08
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swap the wires to fan.
jdhuck at 04:32 PM on 03/27/08
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You can make a convection dutch oven with this.
vagrant at 04:32 PM on 03/27/08
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Dutch Oven!
flyboy at 04:33 PM on 03/27/08
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if you had n argument you could move it to your side of the bed - slightly angled for best effect....especially after a few beers.
Munch at 04:34 PM on 03/27/08
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Honey, that's not what I meant when I asked for a blowjob
flyboy at 04:35 PM on 03/27/08
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'honey - I can't breathe'

'we're not talking'
flyboy at 04:37 PM on 03/27/08
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did the inventor think of any cats getting under the bed - and ending up in pieces, Godfather style by your pyjamas.
ivealwaysgotmail10 at 04:42 PM on 03/27/08
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DOES NOT WORK, I PURCHASED THIS ITEM FROM EBAY A LONG TIME AGO, THE FAN IS VERY WEAK AND PRETTY MUCH NON-FUNCTIONAL!! You shouldnt even be giving these people publicity! their product does not work at all, not to mention the sheets block the very very minimal amount of air it blows because any sheet is too heavy to allow airflow from such a low powered fan
RIPOFF DO NOT BUY
flyboy at 04:45 PM on 03/27/08
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@ivealwaysgotmail10: there is a really cool web site called Engadget you should check out...
Way at 04:55 PM on 03/27/08
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@Munch420s: Hehe.
Monty at 04:56 PM on 03/27/08
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Thank goodness they show a picture of someone sleeping without a blanket and with two hovering arrows or I would have been confused about the point of this product.

Nope. I take it back. I'm still confused.
Sean Harrington at 04:57 PM on 03/27/08
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Is that a man or woman in the picture?
FritzLaurel at 05:03 PM on 03/27/08
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@1stage: If I were a man with hips like that, I'd be going in for the op post haste.
mtopper at 05:13 PM on 03/27/08
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I dont think

ivealwaysgotmail10

likes it
mtopper at 05:15 PM on 03/27/08
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@1stage:

woman - see hips

but lacking significant hooterage and displaying potential for unibrow i give her a 4
Dook_In_The_Urinal at 05:19 PM on 03/27/08
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@ivealwaysgotmail10:

You must be a spammers wet dream.
flyboy at 05:19 PM on 03/27/08
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@FritzLaurel: maybe that's him after the op. sorry can't stop today
nutbastard at 05:42 PM on 03/27/08
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@vagrant:
More like Convection Dutch Oven.
vagrant at 05:48 PM on 03/27/08
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Indeed.
redman042 at 06:16 PM on 03/27/08
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I'm sure the fan on this is about as powerful as that solar powered car fan that you stick in the crack of your side window as shown on the TV ad (you know the ad where the woman grabs the hot steering wheel then reacts as though it's 500 degrees?).

This thing is probably constructed to the same high quality standards as a cereal box toy. Only complete idiots would buy it (present company not excepted, ivealwaysgotmail10).
SomeoneUKno at 08:00 PM on 03/27/08
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@ivealwaysgotmail10: OH REALLY THE PRODUCT DOES NOT WORK I AM SO GLAD TO KNOW THAT. Thank you for your through review on it. Im so happy to see when I go on to Giz now that I can expect at least one person to review products as if this were a feedback page on ebay.
matto at 08:25 PM on 03/27/08
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F-- WOULD NOT COMMENT AGAIN
GiltProto at 08:34 PM on 03/27/08
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Now I lay my feet to sleep.
I pray the fan my stink to keep.
If I should fart before I wake,
I pray the fan my stink to take.
Saboth at 11:07 AM on 03/28/08
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@GiltProto:

Lol...very nice. On a side note, I'd like to have something like this. My gf is always freezing, but I am about to sweat in the bed at temperatures she finds cool. Too bad this one seems to be junk.