big deal... chuck norris can do that from the hospital parking lot

@Weihovah: Jack Bauer can do it remotely using his PDA once Chloe has patched him into the hospital's main-frame, all while fighting off the terrorists who put the boy into the condition and tracking down his father who originally funded those terrorists.

Phooey, where's my Jack Bauer comment?

Macgyver can get you out of a coma with a toothpick, a newspaper, and a bottle of Mountain Dew.

@jawzxy: chuck norris doesn't need some gadget or an ugly chick to help him. he just uses his beard

Chuck Norris can swallow a Rubik's Cube and crap it out solved.

Come on guys, that's just plain amazing. I love it. All the same, is this really gadget related?

Mr. T pitys the fool who doesn't see the correlation between comas and gadgets.

(He closed the curtains ... an innovative gadget in hospitals.

(and what the hell is the third person conjugation of pity?)

Even Murdock could teach that Jack Bauer fool not to talk stupid. And Chuck Norris wasn't in any of the Rocky Franchises.

Do you hear, Fool? Mr. T brings children out of COMAs! I pity the fool who gets in the way of Mr. T. Mr T has a big black Van to take him where he is needed, and that is a gadget.

And... Pities... I Pities the fool yesterday. Since Mr T is already in third person.

You Hear?

classic. hilarious. jean claude van damme has all those suckas beat down. all he's gotta do is the splits, stick his leg straight out, smile, and kids not only come out of comas, they awaken to super skills of kung fu and a 200 level IQ with comacceleration.

time for bed.....obviously.

I'd come out of a coma if a former TV star gave ME presents.

THANKS A LOT! I just spit Honey Bunches of Oats and milk all over my computer when I saw that picture.

Note to self- don't read Giz today while eating.

Because whenever my name came up, his arm twitched!

How often does Mr. T's name come up?

@wjousts: What the article didn't mention is a new therapy that doctors are trying out called T-Bagging. Its not what you think. Suffice to say Mr. T's name comes up plenty in therapy sessions.

@Kevin O: I also have a big black van and can make children twitch. But all my publicity comes from the sex offender list.

@wjousts: Not often enough imho.

I bet Mr. T is pretty good at putting people into comas, as well.

@wjousts: Well, it was the 80's. I know that nearly every conversation I had from '82 through '89 included a reference to either Mr. T, Megatron or Hulk Hogan.

@jawzxy:
I bet Jack Bauer double-posts all the time:

"Dammit Chloe! Where's that comment? This thing's about to redline! REPOST! REPOST!"
beep... boop... beep... boop...
"Oh, there it is. Never mind."
beep... boop... beep... boop...

I pitty the foo who sleeps for 25 years, you need to get out there and spread the word for no mama jokes.

SHUT UP FOO

I'll probably get flamed to living hell for this...But I don't spend every single second of my day on Giz.

What's with all the Mr. T stuff? Can someone explain to me what's going on? April Fool's and Mr. T? I'm confused.

Thanks in advance.

@SkoGoody: We'll go really slow for you.

1) Mr. T says "I pity the fool who..."

2) Today is April Fools' Day.

I pity the April-Fool who doesn't get the joke...

this made my day. far, far better than gawker announcing they sold jezebel to conde nast.

@pillarofsalt: This is real, though.

@jawzxy: Yeah, but Chuck Norris will just round house kick Jack Bauer....

@martini1179: I lol'd!!!