What if I have actually pictures of Steve Jobs drowning kittens in a sack? Am I still eligible?

How many idiots are going to submit files literally named "FirstName_LastName.jpg"?

@nutbastard: Not only am I doing that... I am just going to submit the art at the top of the article.

WHERE'S MY PRIZE?

You guys kill me. It's bloody painful for a non-apple fanboy to browse your page. This would be an AMAZING - possibly even THE BEST website for tech geeks out there if it weren't for the constant bombardment of apple propaganda. Yes they made the ipod and the iphone. Can we please move on? Or does apple subsidize you too much to move past every rumor and half assed release they spew out?

Here's a great idea. You have an "apple" link at the top of the page for just mac news - can you add a "non-apple" link that displays all stories that DON'T talk about apple products/rumors/tosh? I would be able to browse your page 5 times a day without cringing every few seconds.

The title tells me good then evil but the picture tells me the opposite.

Oh, and the leprechauns tell me to burn things.

Or they'll submit em as "Steve_Jobs.jpg"

Sorry guys, but this contest is over, because no one can beat Diaz's Steve Evil....

[cache.gizmodo.com]

@highfloydelity:

what do the voices tell you?

What happened to saintsteve.jpg?

"And while I'm on the subject of videos, the "Saint Steve" picture frame from this iShrine video is a true work of art." - [gizmodo.com]

Is there a prize???!!!

@easy2panic: I don't see the pictures, and the fact that this article is from 2005 may explain it!

@Hiphopopotamus: I am just going to have to go with "nut_bastard.jpg" and attach gotse.

This was me 2 1/2 years ago :-)

When I go home this weekend, I am going to scan that picture and submit it.

My iShrine

@mtopper: What's that? I'm sorry, could you say that louder? Somebody behind me is ranting about guns and how they actually "save" people instead of "kill" them.

I must maintain my throne.

If you think apple is evil, just get a Moto Q for just $99 and rape for 24 months with $80 just for the data plan

@Darrone: If he doesn't send his little minions to silence you before you get a chance to submit them.

On the other hand, it would be interesting if any of his former classmates had pictures of him doing evil things, that is if any of them are still alive.

Ask Carlos Slim Helu.

Is the winning submission going to be made into a phone interface?

Well, Steve doesn't own a charity like Bill, does he?

@highfloydelity:
that's me, Ron Paul, Charleston Heston and your intuition. We're like a quartet of rational civility.

@Kaiser-Machead: oh so true, i'm not going to even try, ain't got the skills to be that one.

Ok, I submitted mine.

whats the prize? a Nokia Tube?

i'll submit two face devils with bill gates and steve jobs in it with evilish grins..

@P3nnst8r: Clorox works pretty well.

@nutbastard: that made me laugh pretty hard.

@92BuickLeSabre: That one took me a second, but...LOL!

Im gonna be a linux fanboy and use GIMP for my entry - photoshop be damned, I bet 90% of you didn't pay for it!

@nutbastard: Yeah I used GIMP. I can't afford the expected cost [5 cents] of pirating Photoshop, lest I should get caught.

@92BuickLeSabre: Lulz. Stupendous!

@zenpoet: damn it! that was MY idea... gotse trumps everything!

@cyborgtroy: if you pay 5 cents to pirate you're not doing it right. lolz

he's darth vader.

i wish i was good with photoshop =D

On the one hand, you've created some of the most beloved technology of the modern era. On the other hand, you're a tyrant, a miser, and you rule over your empire with an iron fist and a cold heart. So which is it? Is the Steve a golden god who can do no wrong, or is he a devil in disguise?

Gizmodo: FAIL.

There is no either/or here. Steve Jobs has created some of the most beloved technology of the modern era because he's a tyrant, a miser, and rules his empire with an iron fist and cold heart.

Asking "Is Steve Jobs good or evil?" is like asking "Is fire good or evil?" Consider: Fire provides heat and warmth and food and safety and comfort. But it also kills, destroys property, and can cause untold millions of dollars worth of damage. So does that mean fire is GOOD, or fire is EVIL? Answer: It's both. You can't have the good without the evil. Just like Jobs.

@Darrone: open it up in PS and then resave it_ Then you can say it was photoshopped!

I think the question should be "Is Steve Jobs Id, Ego or SuperEgo?"

I would totally take a shot of the arch angel from Diablo 2 and put Steve's face on it if I had any skillorz at all.

I submitted my oh-so hilarious picture. Prepare to be blown away by my mad Photoshop skillz!

Today, while waiting in line in the cafeteria I was treated to a Mac fanboy giving a blow-by-blow account of his recent Applecare warranty call. The group of Macheads he was with listened in rapt silence.

Steve Jobs is Evil. Before he came back to Apple, the fanboys knew their proper place was hiding in the closet due to abject shame. But Jobs had to come back with that damn iPod which made Apple "cool." Now these dorks think it's OK to act that way in public.

Please Bill Gates, help us! Let them know again that it's shameful to be that excited about any technology.

Evill EVIIIILLL!