Click to viewMy God. This was by far the biggest response to a Photoshop contest yet, with entries filling my inbox every minute or so for the past 24 hours. Stop! For the love of everything holy, please stop! I can't take looking at this guy any more! I feel completely dead inside. Consider this the last post focusing on Greg Packer on Gizmodo unless he invents a new laptop or something. Below, punish yourself with over 50 of the most warped and unsettling Photoshops your precious eyes will ever see. I'm sorry in advance.
This gallery kinda reminds me of that time when a friend told me that he'd pay me 10 dollars if I could eat 11 saltines without anything to drink, 20 dollars for twelve, 30 dollars for 13, etc., and as I looked at that little pile of 11 saltines I thought "That's not very many saltines at all. Hoo-boy am I going to clean up on this one." so I agreed and started eating saltines and the first few went pretty quick and I felt okay and then after a couple more my mouth had gone as dry as the desert and pretty soon by saltine 7 the taste of saltines started to get pretty icky and after saltine 8 I was gagging a little and my eyes were watering and I thought for sure I could push past the last three but I got done with number nine and barfed all over myself, feeling pretty ridiculous because now I'd have to explain why I was covered in crumbs and smelling like half-digested saltines. This gallery was kinda like that, but I didn't barf this time.