Not having enough with his multi-billion dollar industrial conglomerate, Bruce Wayne keeps whoring his Batman brand for everything that can be manufactured using plastic in China. This the Batman MP3 player, shaped like a 2.75-inch black batshuriken, with 1GB of RAM inside, compatible with Windows and Mac OS X, and stereo headphones shaped as bat ears.

It will be out in June or July 2008, for a suggested retail price of $80, and endless mocking from your friends and colleagues. [Popbox Collectibles]












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What's a "Villian"?
why does it need RAM?
dunna nunna nunna nunna stupid!
Does it have a warrenty if I throw it at someone? Like, the joker?
I'll be the coolest kid at school. No one will dare cross me when I'm hall monitoring and wearing this bad boy.
I kinda like the earbuds though... This would be neat for a promotional giveaway but yeah I don't see too many people buying one..
Not only am I not a fan of the character, but his gimmickery sickens me as well.
Whoever added all the blue LEDs needs to be taken out back and out out of our collective misery. Minus those this could have been a kind of fun, understated idea. The sort of thing that has people do a double take when they first see it.
As is, there is no subtlety to this. No style.
Of course, they'll have to be large orders to avoid suspicion. Say, ten thousand.
i love the ear phones, minus the bat logo, there are pretty sick looking. finally something that doesn't look like the rest
as for the actual mp3 player, yeah, thats a no go
No, no, no! If it were a Punisher MP3 player, then it might kill villains. The BatMP3 player would just apprehend them, turn them over to the authorities, and have crises of identity.
That is one sweet-ass gawdy nerd gizmo. I love the earphones, I'd wear 'em.
A gig of RAM? So, does that mean you lose all your songs when you turn it off?
@miguelslo: Through a dummy corporation, say... Sawny?
Just want the earbuds thanks, our "batpod" has an 80 gig harddrive. Don't see the bat rocking 1 g.
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