NASA is opening the door to anyone wanting to go to the moon as part of their next lunar mission—all without requiring years of tests, training, or smoking astroturf. Sadly, only your name will go, which is actually good because the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter—set to select landing and outpost sites for the Constellation program—is not returning. Ever. Just submit your name to the mission site, and it will be added to a chip that will orbit for eternity around the biggest cheese in the Universe, and you will get a certificate from NASA.
And all without having to use your nipples as telescopic antennas to transmit data back to Earth. [NASA]
Send Your Name to the Moon With New Lunar Mission WASHINGTON — NASA invites people of all ages to join the lunar exploration journey with an opportunity to send their names to the moon aboard the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, or LRO, spacecraft.The Send Your Name to the Moon Web site enables everyone to participate in the lunar adventure and place their names in orbit around the moon for years to come. Participants can submit their information at http://www.nasa.gov/lro, print a certificate and have their name entered into a database. The database will be placed on a microchip that will be integrated onto the spacecraft. The deadline for submitting names is June 27, 2008.
"Everyone who sends their name to the moon, like I'm doing, becomes part of the next wave of lunar explorers," said Cathy Peddie, deputy project manager for LRO at NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Md. "The LRO mission is the first step in NASA's plans to return humans to the moon by 2020, and your name can reach there first. How cool is that?"
The orbiter, comprised of six instruments and one technology demonstration, will provide the most comprehensive data set ever returned from the moon. The mission will focus on the selection of safe landing sites and identification of lunar resources. It also will study how the lunar radiation environment could affect humans.
LRO will also create a comprehensive atlas of the moon's features and resources that will be needed as NASA designs and builds a planned lunar outpost. The mission will support future human exploration while providing a foundation for upcoming science missions. LRO is scheduled for launch in late 2008.
The Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter is being built at Goddard. The mission also will be managed at the center for NASA's Explorations Systems Mission Directorate in Washington.
Send Your Name to the Moon is a collaborative effort among NASA, the Planetary Society in Pasadena, Calif., and the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Laboratory in Laurel, Md.








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Better than having my name fly around Uranus I guess.
Mike Hunt is now going to the moon.
@DeadWriter: Hugh Jass, too.
@grahamdorsey: And Heywood J. Blowme
Who signed the certificate as El Presidente?
Should be Oscar Goldman.
@grahamdorsey: I.P. Freely is in line for the next man on the Moon too.
@Git Em SteveDave: Don't forget Jack Meoff.
[lro.jhuapl.edu]
NASA = NEVER A STRAIGHT ANSWER
@Sora57: Ben Dover's on the signup sheet also
@grahamdorsey: and u musnt fotgert Jordan Valdez either....
btw i seriously like giz's certificate better than the one they give
[farm3.static.flickr.com]
To the MOON!
Alice Kramden anyone? Did Ralph finally succeed?
The Planetary Society and NASA have been doing this sort of thing for quite some time. My name is on a lot of probes, some which have landed (or are about to land) on Mars, but I don't think any of those probes have been to Uranus.
They really should put a captcha on that...
href="#c5513657">Sora57: @GiltProto: I'm sorry, but astronomers renamed Uranus to end that stupid joke once and for all. It's now called "Urectum".@
@DeadWriter: They need to put a captcha there... or we could see a few billion names going to the moon
@Git Em SteveDave: Rectum, hell...it nearly killed him!
@madgeek: First man to Urectum: Colin Oskapy
So they're basically sticking a text file holding a bunch of names onto a $10 memory stick and duct-taping it to the orbiter?
Awesome.
@cmsjustin: Does it have a U3 partition?
@dfc849: How about his wife Eileen?
[en.wikipedia.org]
The signature of the president is Barack Obama.
can we atleast send our pictures with our names?
Yay. See you guys on the moon!
It's a trick. It's not NASA, it's the NSA.
@Amiash is dyslexic: If you want to be abducted when aliens find that file.
"Fly, me to the moon, and let me play, among the stars...
Let me see what spring is like on, Jupiter and Mars..."
Reminds me of Eva, and Frank Sinatra :)
@GiltProto: Yeah, me too! I had my girlfriend's and my name on the Deep Impact mission, blasted into a friggin' comet! BOOSH!
Yep...
Phil McCrackin just signed up.
It's kind of neat to think that the memory capacity being used for storing these names as a novelty couldn't have been dreamt about during the 60's space program.
Richard Cranium is now en route to the moon.
Do they use their pointy nipples as antennae to send data back to earth?
Funny stuff, due to the progress of electronic miniaturization process I believe most of those names will be knocked out by the protons bombardment on the way to moon hahaha.
Oh and @Sora57
Hilarious :)
The certificate is less interesting than the wonderful one that you have posted as the photo.
@Git Em SteveDave: I sure do love that Futurama, oops apologize for double post
In honor of Ben Stein, Charles R. Darwin will be sent to the moon.
My name's already on Mars as part of Phoenix.
Ben Doone and Phil McCavitty would like to know where to sign up?
mmmm i LOVE the coding of the save.php
INSERT INTO.....
billions of dollars to develop a lunar thing...
but pay the slacker high school kid 300 to make a very INsecure website.
cheers
Yes, my nipples are kinda busy anyways........
Ha! I got both my Name AND Address in there. Now the Aliens know where to find me!
Yee haa. Danger W. Robinson on his way.
Dick Hertz is reporting for duty.
@DeadWriter: Hey, don't forget Mike Rotch, or Moe Lester, Or Ava Gina
Jesus, could you hook me up with that certificate image? It is awesome.
"Fly me to the moon"? I think your headline should be "It's Only a Paper Moon".
@Git Em SteveDave: Rectum? damn near killed 'em! Ba-dum kssh!
@pinkfloyd1972: oops, didnt see it, but i shoulda expected it.
Is it just me or are we opening the door to alien identity theft? And we thought we had a problem with illegals before...
lmao Myball Sarehuge is getting sent to the moon.
you know what would be 1,000,000,000,000 cooler than this? using nasa's budget and personel of "geniuses" to solve something relevant to our humanity/survival.
HEY DURP LOOK AT ME, I GOT MY NAME ON A PIECE OF SHIT FLYING AROUND THE MOON, YAY LOOK AT ME IM AWESOME! DURP!
ignorance is a mother of hatred and I absolutely hate the ignorant.
sit on gizmodo more, i bet it's doing wonders for the whole world around.
How about Chung King?
@Sublimenaltouches: With no evidence that species unable to colonize additional planets tend to last, NASA's ultimate mission is to ensure the survival of humanity.
Personally, however, when it comes to space travel, I've always been open to other long distance carriers.
@Git Em SteveDave: "How about Chung King?"
Why, are the Beastie Boys looking to record their next album on the moon?
[www.chungkingstudios.com]
Hahahahahaha. Some of these fake names are amazing.
And... 13 clicks later, finally made it to the page..
This is totally pointless. Just like naming a star.
Awesome! Love the Conchords clip!!!
Tiffany Peters is living on the moon.
...sometime.
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