Shhh.

If you listen, you can hear the personal injury lawsuits getting ready.

Cordfucious says.... this is for the IDIOTS who is all flash, no skill.
The grill is no place for amaturish prostetics and underwhelming heroics.

It's a pork sword!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT SCIENCE HAS DONE???

LULz @title and image. Best I've seen in months.

Who's the dweeb they got to model it? Doesn't look like much of a bbq man.

I'll beat you my fat fryer, with my trusty quarterstaff.
(Actually it's a buck and a quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling HIM that!)

+ Watch video

I'm totally wearing this to my next camp out!

Marshmallows, Hot dogs, and me dressed like Zorro being an idiot around fire.

Who could ask for more?

(Don't answer that)

Rephrase the sentence "...Makes You the Swashbuckler of Sausages" and you get "Makes you a french meat pirate". I'll pass on this one.

Unless you're cooking them over a camp fire, puncturing your sausages/brats/hot dogs/etc. is not advisable. You lose all the juices!

Otherwise, I understand this is just a novelty thing.

I thought he looks more like Robin than Zorro. And that made sense to me, because I always suspected Robin preferred weiners.

the best idea here is the mask, oh you will need the mask!

Invention for the fat kinky girl :)

I'm totally getting for my friends birthday and his poolparty!

Is it flexible? B/c I can imagine myself practicing flinging food onto the plates of far-away party guests. Perhaps the master could teach me how to whip it around to get the sausage/hot dog/baked potato to land directly in their mouth.

It would be nice if the mask wasn't a cut-out.

@Git Em SteveDave: I should have prefaced with the fact that my neighbors got me a meat brand w/my initials for Christmas a few years back, and I use it whenever I can.

@strider_mt2k: Nice throwback. That was one of my favorites growing up.

@Crescent: Will the mask stop people from pummeling the person wearing/weilding this get up, I think not!

Perfect for your next sausage festival.

(oh wait - that came out wrong)

Maybe its for role play BBQs.
@OMG! Ponies!: nutbastard told me once that Giz is one big sausage fest.

So only one Juno pork sword comment? Hmm, I expected more.

Why wouldn't you just use a real sword? Wimps.

Wow, that thing looks absolutely retarded.

I think I need two.

@Curves: He only said that ONCE? I find that hard to believe. Speaking of sausage fests, you coming to the Coney Island meetup?

@OMG! Ponies!: I would love to go to Coney, though I am not a "ride" person, and the the baseball game and hotdogs sounds great, unfor, I have a vacation with the FA.MI.LY. (5 frigging generations of annoying) right before that and wont be able to come. I want them to webcast it though so I can be there virtually.

If I ever see anyone wearing the mask I'll hit them.

Faslane

@faslane: Even if they're a superhero? LOL