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The Real Reason People are Excited for the iPhone 3G (NSFW)

By Adam Frucci Published June 10, 2008, 9:15 pm ET

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Click to viewWhile yes, the new iPhone 3G‘s speed boost is going to be great for, you know, looking at family photos or checking on your eBay bids. But really, we know what you’re going to use it for and why you’re so excited. So does your boss. Remember that the next time you take four 15 minute bathroom breaks in one day. [Funny or Die]

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