His And Hers Wiimote Dildo Attachments Launch September 9th, Are You Ready?S

Today we've got proof that the Wii isn't just for kids with this pair of Wiimote sex toys. We're not sure what game they're made to accompany but if anyone can create a realistic Mii while properly using one of these, we'll give them a prize. They come from a site that's mysterious for two reasons: It's not from Japan and has only the launch date, an email address, and the phrase "we search man and woman for a commercial." We hope they find them. [Slashdong]