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Beer Belt: A Haiku

By Adam Frucci, 1:00 PM on Tue Aug 5 2008, 9,708 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Six beers on my belt.
I'm ready for my wedding!
I barfed on the priest.
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