This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)S

Much like the search for El Dorado, the quest for perfect breasts has driven man around the globe. Today, it brings us to Japan. Again.

From what we can make of the photo, this four-wheeled "Bust Roller" promises either an increase in lift and size, or a that a high pressure system will pass across your bosom.

Either way, it sounds like an interesting proposition only because it involves breasts. I have the distinct feeling that this same gadget is sold as a mundane meat tenderizer elsewhere in the world—a task which it fulfills dutifully. [Tokyo Times]