Much like the search for El Dorado, the quest for perfect breasts has driven man around the globe. Today, it brings us to Japan. Again.
https://gizmodo.com/f-cup-cookies-promise-that-their-fat-will-go-straight-t-286386
From what we can make of the photo, this four-wheeled “Bust Roller” promises either an increase in lift and size, or a that a high pressure system will pass across your bosom.
Either way, it sounds like an interesting proposition only because it involves breasts. I have the distinct feeling that this same gadget is sold as a mundane meat tenderizer elsewhere in the world—a task which it fulfills dutifully. [Tokyo Times]
