• By matt buchanan
    Feb 18, 2009 11:00 AM 31,946
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    10 Reasons We're Doomed: Toy Fair Edition

    Toy Fair, despite the sunny name, is not just a place of wonder and magic. If you look below the gilded surface of happiness and joy, you can actually see portents of doom. Doomy doom.

    To see each reason we're doomed, just click on the little thumbnail. We've got a bonus reason as a recession special.


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