This week's iPhone apps are all about growing up, taking control, and inheriting new responsibilities. Get a job! Kiss important peoples' butts! Organize your shopping! Record important things! And for some reason, SLEESTAKS.
First, a moment of silence for the recently departed John Mahoney, the great emcee of iPhone apps that everyone had grown to love so dearly and from whom I've inherited this hallowed feature. You'll always live on in our hearts, other John. (And also in the real world, because you're not dead.)