Steve Jobs Is Back In The Game, Reappears In iPod EventS

And on the third keynote, he speaketh again. And the people rejoiced, and feasted upon the lambs and iPods, and carp and anchovies, and iPhones and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and tempura tofu plates. Steve Jobs is on stage:

Yes, yes, I know he is not the Messiah, just a very naughty boy. But Steve Jobs has reappeared in the It's Only Rock and Roll event, like the rock star he always wanted to be. Hallelujah!

Click to viewP.S. After watching this event, I'm not surprised that they had to bring Jobs back on stage. I'm afraid, however, that not even His Steveness' reality distortion field worked this time. What an absolute bore. Not even a surprise performance by Elvis himself would have saved this one. This is not rock and roll! It's only fluffy 90s pop, and we hate it.

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