The Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit: It's a Snuggie, except fitted, fleece, and with feet. Yes, ok, it's pink, and the ad explicitly says "for women," but I will not stand for such disgusting misandry in 2010. I'll take ten, please. [Consumerist]

Bad Valentine is our own special take on the beauty—and awkwardness—of geek love.