Ninja Assassins Are After Your ToothbrushS

Yes, there are ninja assassins after that disgusting, germ-ridden toothbrush of yours. They want to brutally annihilate 99% of the mess with their germicidal ultraviolet lights and you should probably just step back and let them do it.

Alright, maybe these ninja assassins aren't after your toothbrush just yet, but you could and should buy their services at about $37 per ninja. After all, how often do you see such cute-yet-deadly-looking toothbrush sanitizers? [Cute Biz]