Canned Unicorn Meat: It's Real Now

No trend's got me more excited lately than ThinkGeek turning its April Fool's products into real products. And now, the pièce de résistance: canned unicorn meat. For sale. Right now.

First came the monolith action figure, then My First Bacon, and now? Now mythical creature meat served up Spam-style. While the sizable tin unfortunately doesn't contain the glittery glob of rancid unicorn bits that were promised back in April, what's inside is almost as good.

Canned Unicorn Meat: It's Real Now

Perfect for crushing children's spirits, or serving at parties where people take scary drugs. [ThinkGeek]