Finally, Bacon You Can Cuddle

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Parents of the world, you search for the perfect plush toy ends now. Because My First Bacon is the only lovable, huggable, talking pork byproduct your precious little cherub will ever need.

Like the Monolith action figure before it, My First Bacon started out as a ThinkGeek April Fool's product complete with its own amazing (and entirely inappropriate) ad:

But greatness will not be denied. And there's really nothing greater than a 1.5-ft tall bacon friend that says "I'm Bacon" when you squeeze it. Except maybe one that you can eat. [ThinkGeek]