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Canned Unicorn Meat: It's Real Now

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No trend's got me more excited lately than ThinkGeek turning its April Fool's products into real products. And now, the pièce de résistance: canned unicorn meat. For sale. Right now.

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First came the monolith action figure, then My First Bacon, and now? Now mythical creature meat served up Spam-style. While the sizable tin unfortunately doesn't contain the glittery glob of rancid unicorn bits that were promised back in April, what's inside is almost as good.

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Illustration for article titled Canned Unicorn Meat: Its Real Now

Perfect for crushing children's spirits, or serving at parties where people take scary drugs. [ThinkGeek]

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lamagnumrt
lamagnumrt

Stupid unicorns, always up to no good...sticking their horns where they don't belong.

Serves them right!

Or rather, serves them with a side of bacon!