This Harry Potter Crop Circle Maze Definitely Wasn't Created By Aliens

Neither aliens nor goblins had a hand in creating this "maize maze" near York, England—the farmer "Top Pearsy" (that's a name, yes) owned up and said he merely wanted to mark the ending of the Harry Potter moviethon.

Thank god he didn't carve the four Sex and the City women's likenesses in his corn fields when SATC2 came out, is all I can say. [DesignYouTrust via Technabob]