MMA Cage Bed: Wrestle Your Spouse For Sheet SupremacyS

Do you spend every night in a subconscious game of blanket tug-of-war with your bedmate? Now you can use a winner-take-all approach with this MMA-approved cage match bed that lets both of you playfully battle it out and decide who gets the majority of the sheets before you fall asleep.

Made with foam padded rails, steel undercarriage bed supports, and actual fencing surround three sides, the bed should survive any activity—from playful wrestling, to other rambunctious nighttime pursuits. The smallest twin-sized model—designed for kids—is $1,150, but adults can play too with a king-sized model that's $1,600. Mattresses are sold separately, and for a more authentic MMA experience you'll probably want to buy two and push them together. [We R MMA via Dude I Want That]