I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. But apparently not loud enough as kids because the tiny portions we got from those standard-sized ice scream scoopers pale in comparison to what this monster can serve up in one fell scoop. That's a full pint of the good stuff there, ready to crush cones and overflow bowls.

Unfortunately, though, tremendous portions come with a tremendous price tag. This scoop, with its four-inch diameter bowl made from stainless steel and handle made from chrome-plated brass, will set you back $60. Parents will probably laugh when this pops up on a kid's Christmas list, but if Santa managers to deliver, that kid will never be upset at getting just a single scoop ever again. [Fancy]