303,000 People Extremely Terrified of Chinese People

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Sometimes, Google gives you these amazing pearls of insight into the world's extreme state of mind:

Go into Google in Firefox and type "I am extremely" in the search box. You will get these most searched queries:

• 12,300,000 pages with people saying they are extremely tired
• 11,100,000 pages of extremely tired people
• 4,750,000 pages of extremely depressed
• 3,580,000 extremely shy
• 930,000 extremely pleased (only?)
• 839,000 extremely grateful
• 769,000 extremely happy (like me)
• 377,000 extremely jealous
• 321,000 extremely lonely
• 303,000 extremely terrified of chinese people (probably because they saw Jason Chen's pants powers)

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Knowing how people use the internet, I can't believe there are no results for "I am extremely horny." [Thanks Mona]

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thatmushroom-old
Thatmushroom

"How to get over" results in a top 10 with 8 of the subjects being about getting over a relationship.

"How to get" has "How to get pregnant" as the first result.

These amused me.