If you've been dying to make some "home movies" with your significant other in the bedroom but keep getting shut down because she doesn't trust you to not put them on the internet (and really, why should she? You probably will.), the only thing to do is make videos without her knowledge. I mean, that's what any loving person who respects their partner would do, right?
You won't need to hide your camera in a pile of dirty laundry with this alarm clock with a hidden spy camera inside. At $330 it's pretty expensive, but you can't put a price on deceptive love.