Facebook is now a publicly traded company, weeeeeeeee! What you didn’t buy in? We didn’t either. Here’s what to do with your $41 instead.
Unless you’ve got millions of dollars and huge portfolio with a major firm, you didn’t get that $38 asking price before the bell. Now it’s at $41. Who know what’ll be later but, shit, some of us don’t even have that much to spare, anyway. Long-term investments? Bah. Plus, I want a sandwich.
Here’s to the instant gratification $41 can provide:
A new pair of Levi’s
Minetta Black Label Burger and a pint of Old Speckled Hen. Plus tax. And a $4.03 tip.
(updated)
Ten minutes with an Eastern European cam girl
A tank of gas
The Avengers in IMAX 3-D. Twice.
A pedicure
My water bill
53.52% of a ticket to Sea World
Thirty minutes with a Western European cam girl
Birth control
This:
Game of Thrones season 1 on DVD
Half of this:
Three cases of these:
A set of these:
A ticket to see GZA perform Liquid Swords
Two bottles of lovely white wine
A week’s worth of groceries
Two day’s worth of cigarettes
A year’s worth of lighters
1.9 grams of weed and a Dutch
190 cheap dumplings
A $41 hoodie
Slippers
A dozen Belon Oysters
A Groupon cleaning service
8 oz of lovely coffee
An AeroPress
A Holga
One share of Microsoft and a sandwich
