A List of Better Ways to Spend $41 Than a Share of Facebook

Facebook is now a publicly traded company, weeeeeeeee! What you didn't buy in? We didn't either. Here's what to do with your $41 instead.

Unless you've got millions of dollars and huge portfolio with a major firm, you didn't get that $38 asking price before the bell. Now it's at $41. Who know what'll be later but, shit, some of us don't even have that much to spare, anyway. Long-term investments? Bah. Plus, I want a sandwich.

Here's to the instant gratification $41 can provide:

• A new pair of Levi's
• Minetta Black Label Burger and a pint of Old Speckled Hen. Plus tax. And a $4.03 tip.

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• Ten minutes with an Eastern European cam girl
• A tank of gas
• The Avengers in IMAX 3-D. Twice.
• A pedicure
• My water bill
• 53.52% of a ticket to Sea World
• Thirty minutes with a Western European cam girl
• Birth control
• This:
  

• Game of Thrones season 1 on DVD
• Half of this:

• Three cases of these:
  

• A set of these:
  

• A ticket to see GZA perform Liquid Swords
• Two bottles of lovely white wine
• A week's worth of groceries
• Two day's worth of cigarettes
• A year's worth of lighters
• 1.9 grams of weed and a Dutch
• 190 cheap dumplings
• A $41 hoodie
• Slippers
• A dozen Belon Oysters
• A Groupon cleaning service
• 8 oz of lovely coffee
• An AeroPress
• A Holga
• Three bottles of lovely beer
• One share of Microsoft and a sandwich