A List of Names That Would Be Better for Netflix's DVD Business Than Qwikster, Presented Without Comment

Coasters R Us
Discs in a Box
One D at a Time
DBag
Dmart
DVDeliver
Blockpounder
We Send You DVDs in the Mail
Don't Give Us Money, Go Away
Getflix
Disc Hut
Conflixter
Initech
Napster
Skyflixmall
Skynet
Flickr
Notflix
Netflix Minus Net Plus Shiny Little Frisbees
Netsquik
Qwik-E-Mart
NetDisk
Netflix