Is reverse psychology the one where you tell me not to pee on a spark plug but then I do and then everybody laughs at me while I’m writhing on the ground holding my crotch? Because I think MetaSonix is using that sort of psychology on me again to incite desire of the Agonizer Tx-1, a hideous yellow vacuum-tube “sonic reducer” that shreds audio sounds “down to a nice, crunchy sonic pure with aluminum shavings and broken glass mixed in.” They also warn that the Agonizer may actually damage your other equipment due to an unpredictable electrical output. Clearly, I have no use for this product. Clearly, I will purchase two. How can you hate any equipment with four dials labelled, “Level,” “Pound,” “Strangle,” and “Grind?”
Read – Product Page [MetaSonix]
