An Anonymous Ex-Apple Genius Is Here to Answer Your Burning Questions

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Being in an Apple Store can sometimes feel like walking into chaos incarnate, but if you've read the post below, you know that you're actually in a complex, well-oiled, meticulously designed machine whose sole purpose is to give you the Ultimate Apple Experience. Now that we've had an inside look from one of Apple's very own soldiers (JKAppleseed), he's here to give you all the deets (or as many as he can without breaking the rules) on the cogs that make up the Apple Store machine.

Ask away in the comments below.