Eddy Cue, Apple's SVP for Internet software in services has been a very visible member of the Apple team recently as the man tapped by Tim Cook to pick up the pieces of the Apple Maps disaster. He might be Apple's Mr. Fix-It, but somebody needs to help this guy with his Twitter. Cue doesn't tweet often, but when he does, it's hard to tell him apart from a Spambot.
GUARANTEE: If someone pulls 7 tweets from any twitter account over the course of almost 5 years of steady tweeting, you're going to find some pretty inane tweets... including you Mario. Also, twitter is stupid.