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Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF)

Illustration for article titled Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF)

Today, after years of secrecy, autopsies, and extraterrestrial bodily fluids and Tijuana tequila cocktails, humanity jumps once again into the deepest pits of indecent horror, pits which we thought we wouldn't revisit again after the talking clown urinal, the sickening Jesuswitch and the twisted Spongebob Squarepants singing rectal thermometer. NSFW illustration ahead.

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Illustration for article titled Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF)

It's the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they've locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades...incredible sex with an alien! It's pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.

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Suctioncupfingersthreeboobedpussymouthvinyl? I'll be there like shareware. Buying one now. Test with me, Addy, and possibly the dog, soon. [Sextoy via Nerd Approved]

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kaisermachead
kaisermachead

@hackmancoltaire: I guess I should thank you. That urge to retire to the facilities for some Kaiser-Time has pretty much disappeared for the day. Productivity FTW.