Arkansaspocalypse: 100,000 fish wash up 100 miles away from massive bird die-off

After 5,000 dead black birds fell out of the sky over Beebe, Arkansas, 100,000 (likely diseased) drum fish washed up along 20 miles of the Arkansas River this weekend. Conspiracy theorists, now is your time to shine.


[CNN and KSPR via Buzzfeed]



At 1:14, an erudite young man says "I ain't gonna take no chances." — Meaning what, exactly? Is he going to keep a sharp eye out for falling birds from here on? Perhaps pray extra hard for the next few days?

I'm intrigued as to what his game plan might be.