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Gravity may be the most complicated and awesome movie ever filmed

Gravity director Alfonso Cuarón told Wired that, while he loved every second of it, he will never do a space movie again. The four-year process was so complicated that it’s a miracle that it worked at all. Reading about how they did it is truly incredible. Consider this: They first had to make the entire…

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Shameless Republican bullies park ranger for his own wrongdoing

Randy Neugebauer—a GOP Congressman from Texas—should be fired. This disgraceful individual had the balls to publicly bully and shame a park ranger just for a photo opportunity, asking her to apologize for the shutdown of the Washington DC’s World War II Memorial. The shutdown that he and his cronies provoked. is one of the people…

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In Japan TV they can show nipples on breasts as long as they are blue

Everyone knows that in Taiwan—or the United States—people don’t have nipples until they are 18 years old—because body parts are dirty. Which is why TV channels censor them in the most ridiculous ways. Fortunately, in Japan they make an exception for blue tits.

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The most famous astronaut after Apollo is going mad(ly awesome)

Behold the stellar Chris Hadfield—the Canadian astronaut who became a space celebrity for his fun educational videos in the International Space Station—characterized as a pornstached Ziggy Stardust. Kids, may you be half as awesome as Chris when you grow up.

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Scientists searching for unknown animals in the South Pacific

The American Museum of Natural History has sent a team of scientists to the Solomon Islands equipped with “high-resolution underwater cameras, a submersible, and an on-board genomic sequencing lab.” They are searching for “dragons, living lanterns and other-worldly animals.” Here are some other other-worldly animals found by other expeditions.

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Absurd feature shows how impossibly ridiculous this Samsung phone is

The 5.7-inch Galaxy Note 3 is so stupidly huge that nobody can use it comfortably. However, to accommodate all the idiots who think that a bigger phone is better no matter how ridiculous it is, Samsung decided to include a normal-size phone mode that leaves the rest of the screen blank. I wonder how many…

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What homesexuals can teach heterosexuals about sex

Playboy Safe for Work has a two-part interview with Dr. William Masters and Virginia Johnson—who helped spark the sexual revolution—”about their research and what homosexuals can teach heterosexuals about sex.” It’s from 1979, but it’s still a fascinating read.

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Best selling spy novel writer Tom Clancy dies age 66

American writer and Ronald Reagan fan Tom Clancy has died today. Clancy was the author of many literary and cinema blockbusters, including The Hunt for Red October. His Cold War novels have probably been in every beach and pool chair in the planet.

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Listening to Paris Hilton’s new song may make you instantly stupid

Paris Hilton has recorded a song with Lil Wayne and, as expected, it sounds like shit. Listen to this embarrassing music terrorist act coupled with a pathetic video of morons partying. “And I may be a bit tipsy, but that’s ok ’cause you’re with me.” Kill it with fire.

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These are South Korean apartments, not prison cells

There are three kinds of people in South Korea: those who make real money and live in real homes; those who make cents assembling your phones and share a room with six other people; and those lucky ones who make a few dollars and can afford these prison cells that they call “apartments.”

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New videos: NYC car attack bikers are even worse than we thought

Seven new videos show that the group of idiots who attacked a Range Rover in New York City last week are even more obnoxious than anyone could have imagined. Look at these imbeciles riding their bikes in all kinds of dangerous and illegal situations just before the car incident.

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Is the testicle-eating fish taking over the world?

I hate pacus. Look at those bastards’ teeth. They look like they have been retrofitted with four lines of human teeth, all ready to bite the testicles of any men swimming naked in a lake or river. Nobody is safe, my friends: The pacu was a native of the Amazon and Orinoco rivers, but now…

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This lake will kill you and turn you into a statue

If you go to Tanzania, don’t bathe in Lake Natron or you will end up like these animals: petrified for all eternity thanks to the water’s extreme alkalinity. The animals get confused by the lake’s reflectivity and stay there until they turn into statues. https://gizmodo.com/any-animal-that-touches-this-lethal-lake-turns-to-stone-1436606506

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These homes are the best thief traps I can imagine

Nothing like a good trap loaded with luscious cheese to trap a rat. Like these fake homes full of electronic goodies to attract burglars—and then catch them in the act using hidden cameras. A simple and clever police trick that apparently works great. https://gizmodo.com/fully-furnished-fake-houses-in-uk-run-solely-to-trap-bu-1429599161

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You must make all you old Facebook posts private: here’s how

Facebook has made all your old post searchable. All of them. Which means you must go and lock them all. It’s easy, just follow this guide. Or you just can delete your account and start again… or never come back. https://gizmodo.com/top-ten-reasons-you-should-quit-facebook-5530178 https://gizmodo.com/how-to-lock-down-facebook-privacy-now-that-old-posts-ar-1431103763

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NASA shutdown may trash next big Mars mission

Government is a NO GO, which means that NASA is frozen. The immediate consequence: MAVEN—the next big mission to Mars—may get canned till 2016 because we may miss the current launch window, as Mars and Earth get out of the proper alignment. $600 million spent for nothing. https://gizmodo.com/government-shutdown-could-delay-a-650-million-nasa-mis-1433554228

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You can be a female criminal in Grand Theft Auto Online

Good news for gender equality! You can be badass female criminal in the new Grand Theft Auto V Online. Bad news for gender equality! Badass female criminals wear tiny white tops and denim miniskirts. https://kotaku.com/a-warm-welcome-to-the-playable-ladies-of-grand-theft-au-1433382090

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The world’s largest cargo ship is now available as a giant Lego set

I love Lego ships, and this gigantic 1,500-piece official version of the Maersk Triple E is a real beauty. The Lego designers at Billund, Denmark, have done a phenomenal job at capturing its giant scale. https://gizmodo.com/largest-lego-ship-ever-built-is-bigger-than-three-queen-5660496 The Triple E-class vessel is the largest cargo ship in the planet. Four of these fuel-efficient behemoths are already…

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Nobody can run next to this man without collapsing from exhaustion

This is Wilson Kipsang, who won the 40th Berlin Marathon on Sunday, destroying the world record with a 2:03:23 time. Why is this amazing? Check out the time you could run by his side before collapsing like a sorry bag of meat. Photo by AP Images https://sidespin.kinja.com/how-long-could-you-run-with-wilson-kipsang-1423410657

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Republicans push the government to the verge of shutdown one more time

Did you know that the United States Federal Government has shut down 17 times since 1976? That also must be the number of times that the Republicans have pushed the Obama administration to the verge of shutdown—just to be saved at the last minute. This is how Washington may stop it this time. By the…

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Gravity may be the most complicated and awesome movie ever filmed

Shameless Republican bullies park ranger for his own wrongdoing

In Japan TV they can show nipples on breasts as long as they are blue

The most famous astronaut after Apollo is going mad(ly awesome)

Scientists searching for unknown animals in the South Pacific

Absurd feature shows how impossibly ridiculous this Samsung phone is

What homesexuals can teach heterosexuals about sex

Best selling spy novel writer Tom Clancy dies age 66

Listening to Paris Hilton’s new song may make you instantly stupid

These are South Korean apartments, not prison cells

New videos: NYC car attack bikers are even worse than we thought

Is the testicle-eating fish taking over the world?

This lake will kill you and turn you into a statue

These homes are the best thief traps I can imagine

You must make all you old Facebook posts private: here’s how

NASA shutdown may trash next big Mars mission

You can be a female criminal in Grand Theft Auto Online

The world’s largest cargo ship is now available as a giant Lego set

Nobody can run next to this man without collapsing from exhaustion

Republicans push the government to the verge of shutdown one more time

NASA Rover Finds Glowing, Ruby-Like Crystals on Mars for the First Time

Anker Prime Docking Station Hits Its Lowest Price as Amazon’s Spring Sale Winds Down (14 Ports With 160W Output)

Google TV Streamer 4K Drops to an All-Time Low, Final Hours in Amazon Spring Sale to Turn Any TV Smart on a Budget

The New ‘Masters of the Universe’ Trailer Brings Eternia to Life

AirPods Max 2 Review: Still Ridiculously Expensive and Ridiculously Nice

UGREEN Bluetooth Tracker 4-Pack Now Just $7 Each With iOS and Android Support, While AirTag Stays at Full Price

Trump Posts Concept Art of His Presidential Library, and It’s AI Slop

Forget Tower Desktop, GMKtec Mini PC Drops to a Record Low as Amazon Clears Out Final Spring Sale Stock

‘Fallout’ Season 2 Was a Hit Despite That Unsatisfying Release Strategy Change

JBL Authentics 500 Retro-Style Home Speaker Hits 40% Off, Now at Its Lowest Price as Amazon’s Spring Sale Clearance Begins

DJI Osmo 360 Review: The Best 360 Camera for the DJI-Pilled

Aqara Smart Lock U400 Review: Hands-free Unlocking at Its Best

MSI Prestige 14 Flip AI+ Review: A Solid 2-in-1 Laptop With Some Glaring Flaws

Sonos Play Review: Call It a Comeback

Sonos Era 100 SL Review: The Cheapest Way Into Wired Sonos Sound

Asus ROG’s Massive Swift OLED Gaming Monitor Epitomizes Excess in the Best Way

The Ikea Varmblixt Smart Lamp Fills a Donut Hole in My Life

Nothing Headphone A vs. Headphone 1: Which Pair of ANC Wireless Headphones Wins?

Asus ROG’s Cetra Open Wireless Gaming Earbuds Might Be Better Than Wearing a Headset

Nintendo’s Talking Flower Is Annoying as Hell. I Love It