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Awesome Batman Toy Cape With Pop-Out WingsTurns Kids Into Dark Knight

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I've wanted to be Batman since I was a little kid, but I've never had the billions required to hire Morgan Freeman to construct swollass para-military gear for me to wield an overwhelming advantage over ill-financed and poorly equipped common criminals. So, I'm going to have to settle for projecting my dreams onto my future offspring. Step one: Strap Mattel's Wayne Tech Mega Cape on him from the day he can walk. The wings spring out with a single touch, instantly readying him to fly down a staircase and into the ER. $40, June. Health insurance sold separately.

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Damn, I wish they made an adult size. Here's another shot, to get a sense of scale.

Illustration for article titled Awesome Batman Toy Cape With Pop-Out WingsTurns Kids Into Dark Knight
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[Toy Fair 2008 @ Giz]

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I'm sure it's only a matter of time before you can find the Instructable for an adult sized fold-out Batman wing backpack.