Bacon Bra Needs No Further Explanation

I don't like edible lingerie. It tastes like crap. The bacon bra, on the other side... well, the bacon bra is made out of bacon. Bacon-sustained bra technology, people. I just can't say no, even if it's raw.

Only boobs and chocolate can match this in Chez Gizmodo's Taste Test. Any female reader wants to give that a go? [Flickr]

Taste Test is our weeklong tribute to the leaps that occur when technology meets cuisine, spanning everything from the historic breakthroughs that made food tastier and safer to the Earl-Grey-friendly replicators we impatiently await in the future.