Beef Straws Will Obviously Make Any Beverage Better

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They're designed to be used with more savory drinks like a bloody mary, but there's no way these edible beef straws—made from hollowed out Slim Jims—won't improve the flavor of any beverage.


A pack of 30 will cost you $34, so Benny's Bloody Mary Beef Straws certainly aren't a cheaper alternative to regular plastic drinking straws. But like licorice, they're completely edible. And unlike licorice, they're made from more delicious seasoned beef.

I would also like to point out that I've taken the high road with this post, since the suggestion of sucking on a beef straw is ripe for more childish jokes and wordplay than my mind can comprehend. [Benny's Bloody Mary Beef Straw via Neatorama]

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No. I can't. Not a vegetarian or anything, but that just doesn't work for me on my taste buds...

Nor did the Twizzlers in a soda when I was a kid. Tried it once, didn't like it. But hey, if you're into beef flavoring in your Bloody Mary, more power to you!