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Brace Yourself, Sheila, Playboy Rumored to be Launching Branded Cell Phone

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Whispers abound that Playboy is about to launch itself into the mobile phone market, with LG, Motorola and Siemens (well, whaddaya know?) most likely front-runners to carry the iconic bunny badge on their mobiles. Anyone have any questions? I know I do...

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1. Is the Playboy phone aimed at anyone else apart from tweenagers and 25-year-old male virgins?
2. Will it come in pink?
3. Will it have a larger-than-normal earset?
4. Just how seismic will the vibrate mode be?
5. Are you going to have "ringmoans" instead of ringtones?
6. How about free calls to sexy chat line operators?
7. Why didn't you just stick a keyboard on a dildo and have done with it?

Playboy looking to enter cellphone game? [Electronista]

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The only problem with the phone is after you get off the call is that everyone would think that you were laying on a pin cushion. Because the right side of your face would be all pot marked from the nippled key pad.

Plus your phone would alway run out of batteries. WHY YOU SAY?! Because you'd feel a bit naughty plugging in the AC adapter.