Loath as we are to cover celebretard news – we leave that to our cousins on Gawker, Defamer and the brand new Jezebel – we feel we couldn’t NOT cover this one – it does, after all, have a tech twist to it. Actor’s actor (and legendary Hollywood cocksman) Marlon Brando’s clackers contained USB ports. Gizmodo has the whole story here.
https://gizmodo.com/brando-goes-balls-over-hubs-card-readers-262649
We think you like planes. Here’s a $153M Boeing 787 designed by someone with no taste for someone with even less taste – but lots of money, so to Joseph Lau of Hong Kong, may I say what FABULOUS taste you have.
https://gizmodo.com/vip-edition-787-dreamliner-still-kicks-airbus-butt-with-262850
Get out your 3D glasses, because Spielberg and Co think that 3D movies are going to be the future. Didn’t they say that in the Fifties?
https://gizmodo.com/directors-believe-3d-movies-are-the-future-world-keeps-262636
Men never make passes at girls who wear glasses. Especially girls who aren’t paying attention to them.
https://gizmodo.com/tiny-glasses-tv-turns-japanese-commuters-into-zombies-262610
And finally, it’s our Dear Leader’s birthday today. This is what the Giz team clubbed together and bought him. Oh, we SHOULDN’T have.
https://gizmodo.com/japanese-robotech-thruster-sex-machine-262624
