Brilliant Thieves Steal $500,000 In Medical Equipment Loaded With Flesh-Eating Bacteria

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Some criminal masterminds in Florida thought that stealing equipment from the Florida Hospital Center for Diagnostic Pathology was a brilliant idea. Now they have $500,000 in medical machines—loaded with flesh eating bacteria everywhere.

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The thieves loaded the biohazardous machines in a trailer pulled by a pickup truck, according to police spokesman Sgt. Vince Ogburn. Some of the stolen goods were a a slide stainer and specimen analyzer full of vials. Way to go, idiots! I hope you enjoy the process of seeing your arms eaten alive by an invisible zombie. [Orlando Sentinel]

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Is a pickup "track" the southern pronunciation of "truck," just typed out for us to soak in the stupidity?

And this is coming from someone in Boston, where "a" seems to appear everywhere