Cheeseburger in a Can Is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen

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This is a cheeseburger. In a can. It's a cheeseburger in a can.

I honestly can't figure out how I feel about this: is it the greatest achievement of mankind thus far, or is it an abomination of foodstuffs that deserves to be hucked back into the gaping maw of whatever food processing plant it was spewed from? I just don't know what to think anymore. Would you eat a cheeseburger in a can? Keep in mind that it'll look nowhere near as delicious as the example above when you pull it out of the can. [Product Page via Spulch]

DISCUSSION

@nutbastard: I don't hate them. I have drawn my dietary belief system from their proud teachings. I can now proudly proclaim myself a stevecetarian. That means I don't eat anything that has been named Steve, or anyone that follows the teachings of the Tao of Steve. We can eat products that Steve produces though.

I don't know where I am going with this.

Cheeseburger...