ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine Celebrates Gluttony

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And saves you needlessly wasting calories on, you know, cooking for yourself, or hitting up a cafe.

Clearly aimed at coffee shops and shut-ins, the $3500 device (yeah, you read that right) spits out perfectly formed four-inch pancakes at a rate of 200 per hour. ChefStack says its pancake mix is also 97% fat free, so though you'll be poor, you'll at least be guilt-free. [ChefStack via Uncrate]