IKEA has outfitted a train in Kobe with sofas and curtains—probably with names like Oompa-loompa, Svenssonjohansensson, Frida, and Bucarest. Unfortunately, the makeover is temporary, to mark the opening of a new shop in the city. Good, because otherwise I would move to live in there. I will miss my stair bookcase, yes, but I would make as many one-serving friends per hour as the number of pictures in the gallery after the jump.
You "handy guys" should hang outside the Ikeas and and scope out the babes who just bought furniture without realizing what a PITA is it to put together. Nothing pushes a woman to desperation likes the words "Assembly Required". Show up with a power driver and YOU'RE IN!