Conjoined Fan Born With Two Heads

Doctors aren't hopeful about their prospects for separating the fledgling fan, which was born recently in Germany and is named Double Circulator, but it seems to be doing pretty well, all things considered:

In addition to juggling inflatable watermelons, the Double Circulator has a built-in ionizer and three adjustable speeds. You can adopt it for your own later this month for about $125. [Segula via Random Good Stuff]