It’s not hard to dress up as he who slumbers in R’lyeh. All you need to do is shove a bunch of wriggling snakes up your nostrils like 53-year-old serpent master Liu Fei of Mianiang, China. Sure, this tactic may require nerves of steel and a lifetime of practice, but once you perfect it, you can pull it out for picnics and birthday parties and board meetings and piano recitals and croquet tournaments.
[Via Fortean Times]
