Cthulhu: Great Old One, unspeakable horror, deodorant pitchman

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Sleeping in R'lyeh under the sea for millennia is no excuse for smelling like mackerel and elements that don't exist in our star system. Allow the ever-debonair Cthulhu to shill you some shower goop that will leave you smelling Shoggoth-fresh.

[Dung Beetle Comics via Laughing Squid]